“I was just hoping that the cancer that was tearing you apart might go into remission,” Hogan says with such emotion that he can’t contain the spittle coming from his mouth as he enunciates each word.

Hogan proceeds to set up a cutaway clip, a rarity in today’s pro wrestling promos. The clip shows Savage being attacked by the Big Boss Man, night stick in hand. But all is not lost! Hogan runs out frantically from the backstage area to the rescue of his then tag team partner. Hogan saves his friend and the day, his theme music (Real American by Rick Derringer) begins to play, and he rewards the crowd by doing his signature heroic poses. The crowd responds appreciatively with voluminous cheers and screams.

But what is this? Hogan has a second clip to show during his promo. While Hogan was celebrating with the crowd, Savage is holding the same night stick that was previously being used to bludgeon him. There’s palpable jealousy and rage in his eyes. Is he really thinking of using this weapon on Hogan - his tag team partner and friend - who just saved him?

“The way you looked at me man,” Hogan says, clearly distraught and crushed. “I could see the demons in your eyes then!”

The third, cutaway clip finds Hogan, Savage, and their manager, the exquisitely beautiful Miss Elizabeth, who is the only person ever who could make a polka dot dress look glamourous, on the Brother Love show. Hogan tells Savage he loves him like a brother. Hogan says he loves Elizabeth like a sister.

Hogan can barely contain his anger because during Savage’s promo, he only showed Hogan saying he loved Elizabeth, conveniently cutting off the words “like a sister, like blood” during Hogan’s declaration.

How dare Savage twist Hogan’s innocent proclamations into something so salacious!